derpcoongaming

prologue captain awesome lives in an alternate universe were the soviet union won the cold war and was the leading nation in the world but one day Putin decided to annex the united states and they were like "fuck off" and this is were this story begins captain awesome and was watching some television when suddenly a news report came on "in breaking news we have confirmed reports of Russian airships and submarines approaching our shores it is advised to get somewhere safe i dont fucking know" captain awesome heard gunshots and looting going on outside he got food,water, and all his guns in the basement he put his family in the basement and l

SETTING:white void DATE: 2/8/17 captain awesome wakes up from a quiet nap and sees doomguy arguing with rex "why are you saying im a demon?" rex asks "YOU ARE RED THATS WHY!" as doomguy points his shotgun at rex captain awesome looks over to see his sniper rifle on the floor he runs over to get it mystery trips him over captain awesome lies on the ground bleeding "oh are you okay" mystery drops something the floor next to captain awesome "whats this?" he says "two tickets to the mimi movie?" captain awesome looks over to mystery "they are called memes you mentally insane cat lady" captain awesome gets up and burns them "its your loss" my